I had to go to court last month to testify about an event that occurred in 2009 at a restaurant I worked at, that I have no recollection of. They just sent me the official court transcript and I found this little nugget from the stand where the Lawyer asks me to do some basic math and I crumble under the pressure. Behold, the official court transcript:
In a court of law!! And then the Lawyer is like ummmm, is she stoned?
Nah, didn't review the documents either... sorry BRUHHHHSSS #Court #DontDoMath #Idiot